do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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