8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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