I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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