It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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