? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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