My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
cat food counts as protein by the way
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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