I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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