i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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