Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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