Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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