Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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