check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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