are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't think brook has ever known best
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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