he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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