ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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