I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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