I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think people are normalizing furries
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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