boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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