No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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