Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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