Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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