i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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