just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You made out with two different species that night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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