ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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