when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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