Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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