so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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