Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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