what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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