now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
