Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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