I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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