and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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