dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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