...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
When are your genitals available?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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