nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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