saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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