Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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