Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just want nice things and good sex
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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