Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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