I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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