have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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