mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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