the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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