Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
