Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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