i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He shit in the fireplace
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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