maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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