Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
His nipple licking is glorious
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