BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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