she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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