Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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