Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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