Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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