I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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